Just letting you lovely 26 followers you, that I’m leaving for France at 1:00PM today. I shan’t be online untill the 27th so you’ll all be left without me. I leave you with these, enjoy.

usingtimewisely:

usingtimewisely:

My dog turns three in one hour.

The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.

aishaneko:

swoobats:

guys can you imagine a fairy type gym and gym leader how cute would that be am i right

Every fiber in my being wants the gym leader to be like

snapchatting:

THERE ARE ACTUALLY POSTS IN THE CARLY RAE JETSON TAG

thelittlehorrors666:

Same

(Source: nightosphered)

Because we’re not Gods, we’re humans, tiny insignificant humans.

Because we’re not Gods, we’re humans, tiny insignificant humans.

therothwoman:

Pixar can never top this.

(Source: admiretheart)

spectralpwni:

Xbox One (Microsoft) vs. PS4 (Sony) GIFs

flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

sharonosbourne:

yzma:

sharonosbourne:

urbanfuck:

sharonosbourne:

I want to kiss the person that created ramen noodles

momofuku ando — the creator of ramen

I want to kiss Momofuku Ando

he’s been dead for six years

EVERY TIME I FALL IN LOVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS

dasvidaniyabitches:

The very best of Yahoo Answers.

kennedyclintonkat:

wearelosechesters:

wearelosechesters:

maybe post limit is a good thing

omg a wine blog started following me because of this post i don’t know what they’re expecting

follow for more wine-related humor

FIONA I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THE WINE BLOG FOR 5000 YEARS